An absolutely incredible third level! DJ Blaster surprised us all with the incredibly detailed "Illinois Smith" style Mosque Of Mystery. We thought our team - The Swingblades - was in real danger when the sword-branding ninjas leapt out from behind the deity statue, but out team successfully neutralized the threat with an amazing show of power. Juliezs successfully got her team extra points by taking a moment to give proper respect to the Goddess.

Fans will also be excited to know that Shaque was not in fact dead! He was just hot-frozen. The DJ has determined that no penalties will be given to our team for trying to protect their member, and that the disruption from the fans in the stands was warranted, given the team's popularity.

The Redwood Team did lose a member earlier this week, and because it devastated the team they forfeited this Crawl to go home and regain their strength abnd morale. This put The Swingblades one step closer to the top. Because of the incredible danger in this crawl, I must remind everyone once again that this is..

crawl... When you die, you die!